You’re just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that no matter how many sponges of various types you put up for sale, I’m still not going to take a shower.
@mediocrebot It looks like Gritty has an Asian guy inside him. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had an Asian g… umm… hey cool washy sponge things.
@heartny@mediocrebot
Seriously…
Wouldn’t YOU put a bag over your head if you were washing your vett with Cheetos?
Anonymity is key when acting the fool!
@heartny@Lynnerizer I am viewing this one as more of an “engaging in mortal combat with an infested Porsche” kind of deal. The car is extending one of its tendrils to attempt to entrap Cheetos-man, who is desperately fighting back by trying to deploy a chemical agent against the sentient infection while using his right hand to restrain the biohazard from worming its way into his body. This is a losing battle however, as the compromised coupe’s cavities have already burst, releasing cheesy parasite larvae that scuttle away in all directions. As the vehicle sputters its final, nauseatingly-orange foamy spittle, we are left wondering if the automotive engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they did not stop to think if they should, which will hopefully be answered in the prequel when the franchise gets its gritty reboot six years from now.
@heartny@ShotgunX
“the automotive engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they did not stop to think if they should”
Just like what’s done with so many other things!
/showme classy bikini Muppet babe, posing on top of soapy bubbly sports car, with orange scrubby sponge hands, hose spraying water over entire scene, summertime
with shipping this is more expensive than sponge you can get at walmart. truly meh.
*same one at walmart is $14. i mean how many do you need, are you starting a sexy carwash? still meh, the hell i need 4 of them for, i got no friends who wash cars, i barely do myself.
@dimamu15 these are $14.99 for 2 at walmart, so we are over 50% off for 4 here. The $6 shipping does eat into the savings on low priced items like this, but that’s why we offer a membership if you’re a regular customer here
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Scrub-It Car Wash Sponge
Model: 0224
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$33.98 (for 4) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 15 - Wednesday, Apr 17
Looks like mitts made with Cheetos!!
/giphy Cheetos
@IndifferentDude this is so perfect.
@IndifferentDude Makes you wonder if they leave cheedle all over the vehicle when you’re done.
You’re just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that no matter how many sponges of various types you put up for sale, I’m still not going to take a shower.
@ShotgunX well that explains the smell
/showme meh celebrating sponge week
@mediocrebot Adorable
@heartny @mediocrebot And all the words spelled right, even if not in the right order!
/showme guy washing his car with an orange muppet instead of a sponge
@mediocrebot That is horrifying.
@mediocrebot It looks like Gritty has an Asian guy inside him. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had an Asian g… umm… hey cool washy sponge things.
@medz Well that came out a little backwards!
@mediocrebot @warpedrotors
I don’t understand how I’m supposed to use these when they don’t even have any fucking soap inside them! Esponjabon would never allow this!
/showme Chester cheetah using the bloody corpse of SpongeBob to wash his corvette
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@warpedrotors Hey no stealing!
@ShotgunX you had like 7 attempts so I figured I’d try to help.
/showme depresed Chester Cheetah using a dead and decaying Spongebob to wash his Corvette
I approve this dark exploration, @ShotgunX
I tried to help but mediocrebot is being a mediocretwat.
/showme a corvette using a cheetah to wash his sponge
/showme zombie SpongeBob eating a cheetah
I’m guessing Sharmin TP, piny woods scent, and refurbed after use by bears (so, not much use at all).
/showme orange fuzzy cheetos slippers
Separated at birth
/showme someone washing their Porsche with Cheetos instead of a sponge
@mediocrebot Looks more like mac and cheese. Or maybe wet Cheetos. And why does he have a Cheetos bag covering his face?
@heartny @mediocrebot
Seriously…
Wouldn’t YOU put a bag over your head if you were washing your vett with Cheetos?
Anonymity is key when acting the fool!
@heartny @Lynnerizer I am viewing this one as more of an “engaging in mortal combat with an infested Porsche” kind of deal. The car is extending one of its tendrils to attempt to entrap Cheetos-man, who is desperately fighting back by trying to deploy a chemical agent against the sentient infection while using his right hand to restrain the biohazard from worming its way into his body. This is a losing battle however, as the compromised coupe’s cavities have already burst, releasing cheesy parasite larvae that scuttle away in all directions. As the vehicle sputters its final, nauseatingly-orange foamy spittle, we are left wondering if the automotive engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they did not stop to think if they should, which will hopefully be answered in the prequel when the franchise gets its gritty reboot six years from now.
@heartny @ShotgunX
“the automotive engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they did not stop to think if they should”
Just like what’s done with so many other things!
I’m sticking around for the prequel.
/showme classy bikini Muppet babe, posing on top of soapy bubbly sports car, with orange scrubby sponge hands, hose spraying water over entire scene, summertime
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And not 1 comment on the product…
@rustyh3 It seems like people want to play with the AI image generator more than they want to talk about a dustcloth. Weird!
@806D2701 @rustyh3 weird for a normal shopping site.
not that weird for here.
Mentioning Georgia Red with a product that is orange is basically sacrilege. . .
With that said, I always prefer a flat surface for cleaning/scrubbing. Feel like you can get more elbow grease behind it.
@jrwofuga Clemson Orange?
@pmarin Tennessee orange. . . Clemson orange. . . Florida orange. . . Auburn orange. . .
Take your pick. All awful.
/showme Photo of Chester Cheetah arguing with Spongebob inside of a Corvette
Dual controls, no wonder there’s an argument.
/giphy raunchy-ordinary-centaur
with shipping this is more expensive than sponge you can get at walmart. truly meh.
*same one at walmart is $14. i mean how many do you need, are you starting a sexy carwash? still meh, the hell i need 4 of them for, i got no friends who wash cars, i barely do myself.
@dimamu15 these are $14.99 for 2 at walmart, so we are over 50% off for 4 here. The $6 shipping does eat into the savings on low priced items like this, but that’s why we offer a membership if you’re a regular customer here