As long as needed for the reason I am washing them.
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
@werehatrack and so you did!
@mycya4me And hand sanitizer in between actual hand washing as needed. As an ER nurse hand sanitizer is your best friend!
@chienfou Yikes - maybe you need to get out more.
@macromeh
In the sink, usually.
/showme a monster with 12 arms washing its hands
Ummm, what’s the missing hand doing, @mediocrebot?
@haydesigner You may want to count again; there are 12 hands.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi That washed hand is weirdly inconspicuous, despite receiving all the attention.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi but 5 on one side & 6 on the other.
@mycya4me 7
@haydesigner “Monster” may be a bit harsh for one so meticulous with hygiene.
@chienfou You are Correct… I was Wrong! & 5 on the other side!
As long as needed wherever I am in whatever circumstance I find myself.
/showme my unclean hands
@mediocrebot I don’t have 11 fingers though.
Too often. And way too hot. Which is probably why they’re always cracking.
@jnicholson0619 Amen, commenter!
@jnicholson0619 @Mehlachi Same!
@jnicholson0619 that’s the reason they invented Neutrogena!
And then realize there is nothing to dry them with. So I keep washing or shake them dry.
@Mehlachi You have no pants?
@brainmist I’d rather have dry pants coming out of the bathroom.
@Mehlachi Ummmmmmmmmm… don’t wipe them on your crotch area?
@brainmist @Mehlachi why have Pants!
Usually wash for at least 2*10^7 nanoseconds at least two score times each complete terrestrial rotation. Or as needed. With soapy water and/or watery soap.
One of my many reasons for shifting my career track was the recognition of how damaging it was to have to wash my hands as often as needed.
@brainmist Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
@Mehlachi Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
@brainmist @Mehlachi
Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
Come to think of it, that could explain the username! Maybe I could whisper you a couple of gigs… how are your rates?
@brainmist @chienfou @Mehlachi
Especially if your hit is a hooker and you know someone with a removal service.
@brainmist @chienfou Well my rates are generally higher in election years, so keep that in mind.
As long as needed for the reason I am washing them.
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
@werehatrack and so you did!
@mycya4me
And hand sanitizer in between actual hand washing as needed. As an ER nurse hand sanitizer is your best friend!
@chienfou Yikes - maybe you need to get out more.
@macromeh
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
In the sink, usually.
/showme a monster with 12 arms washing its hands
Ummm, what’s the missing hand doing, @mediocrebot?
@haydesigner You may want to count again; there are 12 hands.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi That washed hand is weirdly inconspicuous, despite receiving all the attention.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi but 5 on one side & 6 on the other.
@mycya4me
7
@haydesigner “Monster” may be a bit harsh for one so meticulous with hygiene.
@chienfou You are Correct… I was Wrong! & 5 on the other side!
As long as needed wherever I am in whatever circumstance I find myself.
/showme my unclean hands
@mediocrebot I don’t have 11 fingers though.
Too often. And way too hot. Which is probably why they’re always cracking.
@jnicholson0619 Amen, commenter!
@jnicholson0619 @Mehlachi Same!
@jnicholson0619 that’s the reason they invented Neutrogena!
And then realize there is nothing to dry them with. So I keep washing or shake them dry.
@Mehlachi You have no pants?
@brainmist I’d rather have dry pants coming out of the bathroom.
@Mehlachi Ummmmmmmmmm… don’t wipe them on your crotch area?
@brainmist @Mehlachi why have Pants!
Usually wash for at least 2*10^7 nanoseconds at least two score times each complete terrestrial rotation. Or as needed. With soapy water and/or watery soap.
One of my many reasons for shifting my career track was the recognition of how damaging it was to have to wash my hands as often as needed.
@brainmist Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
@Mehlachi Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
@brainmist @Mehlachi
Come to think of it, that could explain the username!
Maybe I could whisper you a couple of gigs… how are your rates?
@brainmist @chienfou @Mehlachi
Especially if your hit is a hooker and you know someone with a removal service.
@brainmist @chienfou Well my rates are generally higher in election years, so keep that in mind.