Ample Storage Space: Dedicated partitions provide ample storage for various jewelry items, keeping them organized and easily accessible
Versatile Mounting Options: Easily mountable on the wall or door, providing flexibility in placement to suit your space and preferences
Convenient Installation: Package includes hooks for door hanging, screws for wall installation, and Velcro for added stability, ensuring hassle-free setup
Enhanced Security: Equipped with a lockable door and protective plastic film on the mirror surface, ensuring the safety and security of your valuables
Stylish and Practical: Featuring a large full-length mirror, our organizer combines style and functionality, serving as both a practical storage solution and a stylish decor piece
@djslack That would be perfect for hot sauces!! You could open it. Try a hot sauce. Close the cabinet and watch your face turn red and sweat then rate each hot sauce with dry marker on the mirror!!! SOLD SOLD SOLD!
@bugger@djslack once you ascend to a certain end level of the hot sauce game that doesn’t really happen as you’ve surpassed mere mortal heat tolerance. Hiccups though are a thing and indicate that you’ve flown Icarus’s path.
@djslack@hchavers dang! I just said the same thing in the other thread! I was thinking it could hang garlic as well as peppers. Maybe it’s meant to be…
@bugger@mehjohnson The /showme command needs to be the first thing in the first line of a comment. It won’t work in a reply. Everything after the /showme is used in assembling what the AI comes up with, via whatever fractured and twisted algorithm it uses. (Certain terms are blacklisted, and will result in a Fail.)
@medz this is what my two small jewelry boxes look like right now so I’m kind of contemplating getting this I just don’t know what the velcro comment above if it’s going to be worth it. Doing it anyways. I’ll figure something out to do with it.
Bitch, please, NO one has that many rings. And if you do… maybe consider selling some. You have 10 fingers, and even 3 rings per finger is beyond extravagant.
Invest in some nice necklaces, bracelets, anklets, bangles, earrings, literally anything beside FINGER RINGS
Lol REALLY?!
I might have bought it if it had that much room for bracelets or necklaces.
@meniska For what it’s worth, I use mine to hold certain earrings that aren’t really going to easily slot in on the other side and some fancy hair clips and fascinators I have. That’s right, I’m a lady of distinction.
@meniska@heyitslauren-is your Amazon name Lady Z? Because she posted this very helpful picture in a review, showing how she uses the ring slots for earrings, too!
This is one of those things that’s been on my “that looks so cool, maybe I’ll get one eventually” lists. I’ve also been frustrated by the lack of mirrors in my home lately, fantastic timing!
/giphy mindless-witchy-toast
Even from the thumbnail I can tell this is cheaply made. That’s not solid wood. That’s MDF fiberboard with very thin wood veneer glued on top. Likely not even real wood, unless someone knowns of a pure white albino tree growing somewhere. Horrific garbage that will surely start peeling in the first 6 months.
“American classic retro-style design” does not mean it was made in America, FYI. Most likely just cheap crap made in China.
I actually have this exact model (in black) hanging in my bedroom. We bolted it to the wall though - no way it was going to stay up with just velcro. I think I bought it off amazon 7 or so years ago now, but it was def cheaper than this.
@boson_games@jtallant mine has easily lasted for this long if not longer. Not 100% sure when I bought it, but it’s been hanging up for years without incident.
Specs
Product: SimpleWise Jewelry Armoire with Mirror
Model: PY-9066
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Was $110 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 15 - Thursday, Apr 18
Baby Arm-oire?
@yakkoTDI I miss the baby arm.
@PooltoyWolf @yakkoTDI lolol… anyone want the baby (sans one leg and arm).
I have it at my office and don’t really need to keep it.
@baqui63 @PooltoyWolf @yakkoTDI
Sammydog01 could make it spooky…
@baqui63 @PooltoyWolf @yakkoTDI
I forgot to @ you, @Sammydog01!
…and now for something completely different
I considered this for my wife for a moment, but she would want to fill it.
Mounts with Velcro? And like a kangaroo, it has one pouch.
For the briefest moment I considered whether this could be repurposed to make a hot sauce cabinet.
@djslack You could hang the peppers to let the age to the heat you desire.
@djslack That would be perfect for hot sauces!! You could open it. Try a hot sauce. Close the cabinet and watch your face turn red and sweat then rate each hot sauce with dry marker on the mirror!!! SOLD SOLD SOLD!
@bugger @djslack once you ascend to a certain end level of the hot sauce game that doesn’t really happen as you’ve surpassed mere mortal heat tolerance. Hiccups though are a thing and indicate that you’ve flown Icarus’s path.
@djslack @hchavers dang! I just said the same thing in the other thread! I was thinking it could hang garlic as well as peppers. Maybe it’s meant to be…
/showme a reflection of your true self
@haydesigner forget digit malformities, this dude is missing appendages!
I don’t have that much jewelry ( zero) and I don’t think I need that much space for my deodorant & balz razor
@bugger /showme balls no face?
@bugger @mehjohnson The /showme command needs to be the first thing in the first line of a comment. It won’t work in a reply. Everything after the /showme is used in assembling what the AI comes up with, via whatever fractured and twisted algorithm it uses. (Certain terms are blacklisted, and will result in a Fail.)
/showme lots of jewelry on the floor because someone slammed the door and the Jewelry Armoire With Mirror fell off
@medz this is what my two small jewelry boxes look like right now so I’m kind of contemplating getting this I just don’t know what the velcro comment above if it’s going to be worth it.
Doing it anyways. I’ll figure something out to do with it.
EIGHTY FOUR RING SLOTS?!
For RINGS.
That alone makes me say pass.
Bitch, please, NO one has that many rings. And if you do… maybe consider selling some. You have 10 fingers, and even 3 rings per finger is beyond extravagant.
Invest in some nice necklaces, bracelets, anklets, bangles, earrings, literally anything beside FINGER RINGS
Lol REALLY?!
I might have bought it if it had that much room for bracelets or necklaces.
But for RINGS?!
Uh. No.
@meniska I’m pretty sure they designed this especially for Sonic.
@meniska And less than half as many slots for earrings as rings. That’s so wrong.
@meniska For what it’s worth, I use mine to hold certain earrings that aren’t really going to easily slot in on the other side and some fancy hair clips and fascinators I have. That’s right, I’m a lady of distinction.
@meniska
Who needs more than One?
@meniska @rockblossom
For very strange reasons, I actually have two of them. Did you know that they cancel each other out?
@meniska @heyitslauren-is your Amazon name Lady Z? Because she posted this very helpful picture in a review, showing how she uses the ring slots for earrings, too!
@Kyeh @meniska it is not, but I’m glad I’m on the right side of history
/showme a reflection of your true self
This is one of those things that’s been on my “that looks so cool, maybe I’ll get one eventually” lists. I’ve also been frustrated by the lack of mirrors in my home lately, fantastic timing!
/giphy mindless-witchy-toast
/showme a reflection of MY true self
@mediocrebot this is not inaccurate.
Even from the thumbnail I can tell this is cheaply made. That’s not solid wood. That’s MDF fiberboard with very thin wood veneer glued on top. Likely not even real wood, unless someone knowns of a pure white albino tree growing somewhere. Horrific garbage that will surely start peeling in the first 6 months.
“American classic retro-style design” does not mean it was made in America, FYI. Most likely just cheap crap made in China.
@aciarlotta plenty of cheap crap is made in America. Albeit mostly FUD the last couple of decades.
@aciarlotta
From the beautiful printed vinyl species, finest in the Amazon rainforest.
@aciarlotta @djslack
Where the naugas live!
I actually have this exact model (in black) hanging in my bedroom. We bolted it to the wall though - no way it was going to stay up with just velcro. I think I bought it off amazon 7 or so years ago now, but it was def cheaper than this.
@jtallant this lasts for 7 years?
@boson_games I’ve had zero issues with it, and I open/close it just about every day.
@jtallant yeah, mine is bolted to the door (yay solid wood doors!)
@boson_games @jtallant mine has easily lasted for this long if not longer. Not 100% sure when I bought it, but it’s been hanging up for years without incident.
Too Expensive.
I have one of these. Now I have two.
/buy
@uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: picky-sporty-slug
/image picky sporty slug
@mediocrebot I dont like. I’m a fan of
and slugs but not those slugs.
/showme a slugs choosing a sport
@mediocrebot that’s better!
I was going to use it for a key corral, but then came to my senses…