@TimW it looks like they’re mostly cardboard with some chocolate chips tucked away inside. I’m sure they’ll taste just as bad either way, so don’t worry about a little melting.
@Kidsandliz@Num1Zero And two weeks after all of the chocolate in the warehouse has fused into amorphous lumps due to the early-summer Texas warmth. (The heat, which will boil off the volatiles from the chocolate, comes in July and August.)
@Num1Zero@werehatrack I think you mean a rerun of the bricked candy corn from some years back that so many got in irks. Well except I think some bought some too.
Good per unit cost for something I will likely throw out. I tend to buy protein bars, get sick of them anywhere from one bite to a couple bars in and then toss.
What happened to Clif Mojo? Those were they only ones I ever really liked.
Mass of each bar is 40g from inspecting the photo. I wish Meh would always include this info. But I’m gonna pass. My favorite was the Kind fruit bars that don’t seem to exist anywhere any more.
@bugger@Kidsandliz@pmarin@robson granted they’re past the sell by date now; I’ve been scarred through experience not to mess with expiring oils (peanuts in this case)
Unfortunate that they randomly stuffed almonds in these. They serve no purpose with all the peanuts in there except making it even less allergy friendly.
@bugger@Kidsandliz I thought fentanyl had a rep as being capable of one-dose addiction for certain people. I know that it’s capable of one-dose fatality if the dose is just a tiny bit too high. (And a lot of street drugs and some outright fakes are laced with it. The word is to avoid anything that says it’s a generic for Adderall or similar when shopping for alternate sources for hard-to-get meds just over the border.) (I will note that in Vallarta, you needed a script to get any of the good ADD meds, and I heard tourists asking the person in a farmacia about them more than once. I’m still fighting that battle here, and not getting any closer to a “win”. Sigh.)
@Murphtx I’m showing your order was shipped and is due to be delivered today. You received a cancellation email, or you intended for it to be cancelled?
Specs
Product: 36-Pack: ONE Peanut Butter Crunch Protein Bars
Model: 788434102902
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$70.56 (for 36) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 13 - Tuesday, May 14
Calroies?
@cengland0 makes sense to the /showme bot
@cengland0 @phendrick that baby looks like it’s turning into peanut butter
Sure, I’ll bite.
/buy
@ArmchairGamer It worked! Your order number is: losing-gnarly-chameleon
/image losing gnarly chameleon
/showme someone who ate too much protein
@mediocrebot Okay, tell me how much he ate, and I’ll try for half of that.
@mediocrebot @xobzoo He needs a bra
/showme a painting of someone who ate too much protein in the style of Salvador Dali
@mediocrebot It’s funny how AI art looks surreal, but rarely looks like the work of a specific surrealist artist.
What are the chances that these won’t be all melted by the time we get them???
@TimW it looks like they’re mostly cardboard with some chocolate chips tucked away inside. I’m sure they’ll taste just as bad either way, so don’t worry about a little melting.
@warpedrotors looks like they’ve got a coating on the outside…that’s the part that always melts on these protein bars.
Why must they always assume that everyone adores the combination of peanut butter and chocolate?
@werehatrack I do like that combination!
But maybe it’s the decades of brainwashing from Reeses?
@werehatrack because
Sucralose is the last ingredient.
@ergomeh and therefore PASS
@ergomeh Came here for this information. Thank you! (also passing)
@ergomeh ugh
Meh!! When will you have another mehrathon?
@Num1Zero
HA! The million dollar question! Trust, everyone else is wondering the same thing…
@Num1Zero It will happen the day after all this food we’ve seen on here is past the best used by date.
@Kidsandliz @Num1Zero And two weeks after all of the chocolate in the warehouse has fused into amorphous lumps due to the early-summer Texas warmth. (The heat, which will boil off the volatiles from the chocolate, comes in July and August.)
@Num1Zero @werehatrack I think you mean a rerun of the bricked candy corn from some years back that so many got in irks. Well except I think some bought some too.
Good per unit cost for something I will likely throw out. I tend to buy protein bars, get sick of them anywhere from one bite to a couple bars in and then toss.
What happened to Clif Mojo? Those were they only ones I ever really liked.
ONE crunch? Then what happens?
@phendrick
@phendrick
/giphy splat?
Maltitol 2nd ingredient…no thanks. Its a intestinal painful ingredient.
@KSchweitz Exactly. I had to look up what it is, and wikipedia said it is also used as a laxative!
Yuck! Bars that make you shit uncontrollably… I can do that all on my own!
@KSchweitz @robson it’s been used for decades and you’ve probably eaten it without knowing it!
Y’all need to learn about dosages lmao
It’s no worse for you than aspartame, gluten, msg, or nicotine.
@joeygambino lol, is that supposed to make me feel better?
@KSchweitz you saved me.
Mass of each bar is 40g from inspecting the photo. I wish Meh would always include this info. But I’m gonna pass. My favorite was the Kind fruit bars that don’t seem to exist anywhere any more.
Lots of not good stuff in these. A snickers bar would be better for you. Hell to the No
@bugger Ooooh I like Snicker’s bars. You just gave me a good excuse to buy and eat one.
@bugger @Kidsandliz last month this site had some semi-Snickers equivalent but slightly healthier alternatives; they were actually pretty good.
@bugger @Kidsandliz @pmarin
They’re still available on sideal.com, and they are really pretty good…
@bugger @Kidsandliz @pmarin @robson granted they’re past the sell by date now; I’ve been scarred through experience not to mess with expiring oils (peanuts in this case)
Palm kernel oil & Sucralose. Bad bad bad
@bugger Eww… Sucra-NOs!
I eat a protein bar most every day, and those Amazon reviews are tempting me…why not give it a try!
/buy
@TimW It worked! Your order number is: ubiquitous-difficult-brass
/image ubiquitous difficult brass
Unfortunate that they randomly stuffed almonds in these. They serve no purpose with all the peanuts in there except making it even less allergy friendly.
@Telanis The US produces a ridiculous amount of almonds. Mostly in California’s “Cadillac Desert”.
I really like most of the ONE bars, actually… but I hate peanut butter, and chocolate. And crunch.
If it was the Blueberry Cobbler or Maple Glazed Donut (their spelling), then I’d buy them all.
But then, that’s why they’re on Meh.
@meniska Maple Glazed Donut sounds delicious - I’d buy that!
I was going to buy my wife a Mother’s Day gift, but I’ll use that money to buy these for myself instead.
It’s a no-brainer. I’ve always wanted to put my wife behind bars.
@Trinityscrew Of course then on Mother’s day you may end up in a bar, alone, crying into your drink.
I hope they’re good but for about $.50 each, I can’t complain too much.
@franklagrande I can.
Cue Joe Walsh.
/giphy lifes’s been good to me so far
Baby’s left leg looks weird.
/giphy wasted-unadvised-thrill
Still waiting for the energy bars that include crack, cocaine, and fentanyl.
@bugger No they won’t add fentanyl as they want to keep you as a customer.
@bugger @Kidsandliz I thought fentanyl had a rep as being capable of one-dose addiction for certain people. I know that it’s capable of one-dose fatality if the dose is just a tiny bit too high. (And a lot of street drugs and some outright fakes are laced with it. The word is to avoid anything that says it’s a generic for Adderall or similar when shopping for alternate sources for hard-to-get meds just over the border.) (I will note that in Vallarta, you needed a script to get any of the good ADD meds, and I heard tourists asking the person in a farmacia about them more than once. I’m still fighting that battle here, and not getting any closer to a “win”. Sigh.)
Sucralose, hard pass.
Eh. Why not…
/showme lolling perforated tea
@PocketBrain /showme has to be the first thing in a new comment, not a reply.
/giphy lolling perforated tea
Do they come in 3 packs of 12 or 1 pack of 36?
@Qader111 Picture is a dozen to a pack, you get 3 packs.
Good stuff but the chocolate chips are almost non-existant.
This order was cancelled. Not sure MEH has their stuff together!!! Will not order from this site again!
@Murphtx I’m showing your order was shipped and is due to be delivered today. You received a cancellation email, or you intended for it to be cancelled?
Order arrived quicker than I thought it would. These bars are really good! My first order from Meh. I’m pleased and impressed!
Package just arrived and tried my first bar. Delicious!
Bars are very good and the price was amazing!